20th to 24th July Scorecard

Wednesday afternoon walk	Remarks	Score
Incumbent	Vimla
Purpose of meeting	To boost incumbent up
Catch phrase	Mone pense pou mett fin a mo la vie
Action taken	Mone zoure li, zoure li,zoure li
Outcome	She says she is feeling better now	6/10
Friday Evening Dinner
Incumbents:	Baba, Shaf and Boule
Purpose of meeting	To celebrate Shaf's graduation
Catch phrases	Mone guélé fort fort kan michou ine mort/ I am getting married and was waiting for this dinner to tell you/ I took a sentimental commitment towards the girl but broke up with her today / I, too, want a glass of wine
Reaction	Surprised	4/10
Friday Late Night Phone Sex
Incumbent	Un parfait inconnu
Purpose of chat	Sex
Catch phrases	Tone vini?
Outcome	Typed a thank you note after the steamy virtual sex session but sent it to the wrong person!!!	0/10
Saturday morning
Incumbent	Iqbal
Purpose of meeting	Reconnect with neighbours
Catch phrase	Yassin Owadally on the newspaper sheet taken to get rid of dog poo in the garden
Reaction	We were absolutely delighted by Iqbal's visit
Outcome	I felt lighter	10/10
Saturday afternoon
Incumbent	Boris
Purpose of meeting	Cheesecake
Catch phrase	Je ne me sentais pas à l'aise en arrivant ici mais finalement j'aime bien l'endroit
Reaction	:) :) :)
Outcome	Good vibes for the rest of the day	10*/10
Saturday evening
Incumbent	Blue Sky Team
Purpose of meeting	Dinner at Heritage Le Telfair
Catch phrase	Qui c'est qui a une saucisse à table à laquelle je pourrais goûter?
Reaction	Honestly, does that even call for a reaction?
Observation	Can't wait to start operations	7/10
Sunday morning
Incumbent	Baba
Purpose of text	Bury me six feet under
Catch phrases	To pou touye moi ! / Kifer? / I am thinking about getting married too
Reaction	Grands Dieux! Achevez-moi!
Observation	Ah well, tant qu’on y est…	8/10